I’ve got this girl, we’re gonna call her Zilla, well Zilla is stepping her game up. See, I dated her awhile back, and it didn’t go so well. I got tired and bored. This time however, we’re going without the label, and things are much more interesting. She knows when to listen to me, but she’s also getting very good at disobeying when she knows it’ll throw me off. It’s gotten me curious. And I plan on seeing how she intends to steal back the pants that I’ve been wearing since before I met her. I don’t plan on letting her get the dominance. But she’s determined to try. Girl’s gotten good.

AM I HORRIBLE OR WHAT?